| Report for Graham Beverley | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 4 |
| Pending stories (hidden) | 1 |
| Rejected stories (hidden) | 6 |
| Deleted stories (hidden) | 14 |
| Summary | Mean Boy |
In year 4 at primary school, we would be visited once a week by two 'Special' children from another school, and by way of a reciprication, about half a dozen of us were sent to their school to see their nativity play.
It was morbidly fascinating in its way, not least because the young lad playing one of the shepherds had two thumbs on each hand. As Tom Wood pointed out: "I bet he's wicked at Sonic."
It was morbidly fascinating in its way, not least because the young lad playing one of the shepherds had two thumbs on each hand. As Tom Wood pointed out: "I bet he's wicked at Sonic."
A short-lived obsession at high school was the fear of Dalek invasion, and so we set out to identify the one Dalek-proof room in the school. Worryingly, the school was built on a slope, and so there was Dalek access through ground level doors on every floor.
However, we soon found a safe room, which was half way up the main flight of stairs, and therefore inaccessible to Daleks. Ironically enough, this was the room that had been allocated to the disabled students.
However, we soon found a safe room, which was half way up the main flight of stairs, and therefore inaccessible to Daleks. Ironically enough, this was the room that had been allocated to the disabled students.
A similar thing could be achieved by putting your arms down the wrong sleeves of your jumper and flailing wildly. Apart from ruining your jumper, this would also give you the added effect of looking grotesquely deformed.
All that was missing was a sack over your head and a friend parading you around the playground with a big stick.
All that was missing was a sack over your head and a friend parading you around the playground with a big stick.
Clearly our school was more 'urban' and, indeed, 'street'.
Bud bud ding ding,Everybody sing sing,DoThe Paki rap.
AYE.
Bud bud ding ding,Everybody sing sing,DoThe Paki rap.
AYE.