bud bud ding ding
Asian children will be greeted with this phrase, because all their fathers are bus conductors and this is what they say as the bus pulls away. Tomfoolery on the bus will be met with a harsh "bud bud ding ding, get off my bus please". Jim Davidson will confirm these facts.
written by Ni*k Dim*ock, approved by Log
Regional variations on the spoken 'Bud Bud Ding Ding' is this song; "Bud Bud Ding Ding Tickets please, One to Bradford one to Leeds, One to Heckmondwyke if you please, Bud Bud Ding Ding Tickets Please." Can also be substituted with Birmingham, Leicester and maybe Wolverhampton. If you must.
written by An*e-M*ri* , approved by Log
The song can be taken out of the bus environment and into the cornershop with this version Bud bud ding ding two ninety nine Went to the paki shop wasting my time i asked for reebok and they gave me nike i said "beep" i said "beep" i'll wear what i like Most notable for the self-censorship of the last line. We never said fuck or anything like that.
written by Lo*Fi D*n, approved by Log
A Slight variation on the song reveals an innate fraudulence of our sub-continental cousins.
Bud bud ding, two ninety-nine/
Pakis rip you off all of the time/
You ask for Reebok, they give you Nike/
Two times last week, they tried to nick my bike.
Bud bud ding, two ninety-nine/
Pakis rip you off all of the time/
You ask for Reebok, they give you Nike/
Two times last week, they tried to nick my bike.
written by Ja*k R*A *uta*, approved by Susan
Clearly our school was more 'urban' and, indeed, 'street'.
Bud bud ding ding,Everybody sing sing,DoThe Paki rap.
AYE.
Bud bud ding ding,Everybody sing sing,DoThe Paki rap.
AYE.
written by Gr*ha* Bev*rley, approved by Mansh
bud bud ding ding
pakis are gangsters
all you motherfuking haters
can go suk dik
pakis are gangsters
all you motherfuking haters
can go suk dik
written by pa*i g*ngste*, left hanging by Edward
this was based around a rumour that if you buy something fro Netto you dont get what you want,
for example you "ask" for nike, they give you Ascot, also, if you bought crisps from Netto they would have lumps of jam in them, we used to sing "NETTO NETTO NETTO!" whenever a Netto lorry went past, needless to say if you shopped at neto you were a tramp
for example you "ask" for nike, they give you Ascot, also, if you bought crisps from Netto they would have lumps of jam in them, we used to sing "NETTO NETTO NETTO!" whenever a Netto lorry went past, needless to say if you shopped at neto you were a tramp
written by Fr*nk*Jaeg*r, left hanging by Edward
It was a different version when I was growing up...
Bud bud ding ding,
Everybody sing sing,
This is the paki rap.
There ain't no black in the Union Jack,
So send those pakis back.
Bud bud ding ding,
Everybody sing sing,
This is the paki rap.
There ain't no black in the Union Jack,
So send those pakis back.
written by an*ny*ou* use*, left hanging by Log
There's a new modern version of this song. This is it.
'Bud bud ding ding
2.99
Went to the paki shop at half past 9
Asked for a Mars bar and he gave me a twix
So I said mister paki man you need your eyes fixed'
'Bud bud ding ding
2.99
Went to the paki shop at half past 9
Asked for a Mars bar and he gave me a twix
So I said mister paki man you need your eyes fixed'
written by an*nymo*s u*er, left hanging by Log
In our school we had a nasty version. I'm ashamed to say I used to sing it, as well as just about every other nasty tune going...
Bud Bud Ding Ding Two Ninety Nine
Pakis rip you off all of the time
You ask for reebok they sell you puma
fucking pakis... stink of tuna.
Bud Bud Ding Ding Two Ninety Nine
Pakis rip you off all of the time
You ask for reebok they sell you puma
fucking pakis... stink of tuna.
written by an*nymo*s *ser, left hanging by Log
In Croydon the Paki shop owners would sometimes put a limit on how many kids coculd bee in the shop at the same time, so we ussed to sing:
Bud bud ding ding two ninety nine,
Come to my Paki shop one at a time,
Not too fast and not too slow,
Or my Paki shop overflow!
Bud bud ding ding two ninety nine,
Come to my Paki shop one at a time,
Not too fast and not too slow,
Or my Paki shop overflow!
written by an*ny*ou* u*er, left hanging by Log
Seem's that my school were alot more "unwelcoming"
Pud Pud Ding Ding
Everybody sing, sing
This is the paki rap
There ain't no black in the union jack
So send them paki's back
Pud Pud Ding Ding
Everybody sing, sing
This is the paki rap
There ain't no black in the union jack
So send them paki's back
written by an*nym*us*user, left hanging by Log
Just popped into my head randomly, but I remember certain people used to perform this extremely offensive, vulgar, and racist rap in the playground in junior school:
Buck buck, ding ding
Everybody sing, sing
'Cause this is the Paki rap
There ain't no black in the Union Jack
So piss off and don't come back
Buck buck, ding ding
Everybody sing, sing
'Cause this is the Paki rap
There ain't no black in the Union Jack
So piss off and don't come back
written by an*nym*us*user, left hanging by Log