Report for James Tann
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SummaryExemplary Child

Gaylord was often turned into "Lord of all Gays" and proceded in rank upto "God of Gay". When this started there were only a few steps Lord, King, God. But as we got older there were Cheiftans, Barrons, Popes and one memorable time when I called my sister the "Dowager Duchess Of Gay".
After time the Of Gay got dropped and You Barron & Cheiftan are still commonly used amongst my friends.

Nasal Daisy Chain. An actually-quite-cute-sort-of torture. When we were about 10 our group of friends took to the summertime habit of chasing our friend (a very good friend actually, why did we do it?) John Caulfield round the school field. Once pinned down we would stick a lot of daisies up his nose and in his ears, seeing if we could get more in than last time.
Sorry John.