| Report for John Cheetham | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 10 |
| Rejected stories (hidden) | 5 |
| Deleted stories (hidden) | 2 |
| Summary | Exemplary Child |
Also, "Bum,tit-tit,bum,tit-tit play the willy banjo."
Also known as "absailors"
Producing a long, monotone whistle - traditionally used to whittle away the resolve of weaker teachers - will also convince any hard of hearing child that the batteries are running out in their hearing aid.
Potential urban myth. If you stick a straw up a frog's anus and blow, it will explode. Don't question the physics; it will explode.
Hugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert's dribbling spunk
Hugh Puked on Barney McGrew, Cuthbert dribbled on Grub
Trumpton nostalgia lost its charm in 1992, when a bar in Manchester called Barney McGrews opened its doors. This bar was immediately populated by groups of people saying;
Hugh Puked on Barney McGrew, Cuthbert dribbled on Grub
Trumpton nostalgia lost its charm in 1992, when a bar in Manchester called Barney McGrews opened its doors. This bar was immediately populated by groups of people saying;
- Do you remember Trumpton?
- God, how did it go again?
- How did the windmill go on Camberwick Green?
- No, that was Ivor the Engine.
- Camberwick Green was one of the first spin-offs, actually.
- Mork and Mindy was a spin-off too, you know. 100% fact.
- Hugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert's dribbling spunk!!
- Hugh Puked on Barney McGrew, Cuthbert dribbled on Grub!!!
This possibly belongs more in, or may even have been lifted directly from, Roger's Profanisaurus, but it's still a good phrase for pissflaps.
If you stand on a nick, you will marry a brick, and a beetle will come to your wedding.
Ask the class muppet "are you strong?"
In a bid to win friendship they will say yes. You then bring up a large greenie, gob it on the floor and ask them to pick it up.
Has Catch-22 potential. (Try eating a Mars Bar and drinking some Coke to give the greenie added string.)
In a bid to win friendship they will say yes. You then bring up a large greenie, gob it on the floor and ask them to pick it up.
Has Catch-22 potential. (Try eating a Mars Bar and drinking some Coke to give the greenie added string.)
"If you go down in the woods today,
you’re sure of a big surprise,
if you go down in the woods today,
you'd better close your eyes,
cause mum and dad,
are 'avin a shag,
and uncle bob,
is suckin' his knob,
and aunty mary's 'avin it off with the miiiiiiiilk-man!"
There is a varient where aunty Mary’s avin’ it off with Graaaaa-ndad.
you’re sure of a big surprise,
if you go down in the woods today,
you'd better close your eyes,
cause mum and dad,
are 'avin a shag,
and uncle bob,
is suckin' his knob,
and aunty mary's 'avin it off with the miiiiiiiilk-man!"
There is a varient where aunty Mary’s avin’ it off with Graaaaa-ndad.
If you go down in the woods today,
you're sure of a big surprise.
If you go down in the woods today,
you'd better close your eyes.
'Cause Mum and Dad,
are 'avin a shag,
and Uncle Bob,
is suckin' his knob,
and Aunty Mary's 'avin it off with Graaaandad.
Uncle Bob was probably sucking his own nob, what with Aunty Mary being occupied with Granddad.
you're sure of a big surprise.
If you go down in the woods today,
you'd better close your eyes.
'Cause Mum and Dad,
are 'avin a shag,
and Uncle Bob,
is suckin' his knob,
and Aunty Mary's 'avin it off with Graaaandad.
Uncle Bob was probably sucking his own nob, what with Aunty Mary being occupied with Granddad.