biology through poetry
Small Breasts "Chinese, Japanese, what are these? Bumble Bees!" Large Breasts "Chinese, Japanese, what are these? Christmas Trees!" Breasts, Penis, Arse "Milk, milk, lemonade, round the corner, chocolate's made" Arse, Breasts "Bum titty titty bum bum titty titty bum bum" Suspicions that this latter formed the basis of Freud's Anal/Oral dichotomy were supported by the fact that our local MP at the time was Sigmund's lugubrious grandson, Clement.
written by excluded pupil, approved by Log
Also, "Bum,tit-tit,bum,tit-tit play the willy banjo."
written by Jo*n Ch*et*am, approved by Susan
not forgetting the eminent classic "Yum Yum bubble gum, stick it up your mum's bum. When it sticks, pull her tits, out pops weetabix" the joyful creation process of wheat based cereal was revealed.........
written by Da* Cro*sman, disapproved by Log