Amiga
A computer superior in every way to the Atari ST. ST owners would bleat about built-in MIDI ports, but that marked them out as even bigger, sorer losers.
Sadly, their one weak spot, the chink in their armour, was the insertion of a digestive biscuit into the disc drive by a younger brother.
written by Th*o *, approved by Log

Amiga was a great games console, marred only by the pointless inclusion of a keyboard. "Amiga" means girlfriend in spanish, which is the closest most Amiga owners got. Many veteran Amiga owners were so embittered by the experience that it led to blatant trolling of nostalgia sites even to this day.
written by St*ve Ca*ter, approved by Susan

You had an Atari-ST didn't you? Go on I dare you to admit it.
written by Xr*y Sta*, disapproved by Phil

The first person in a school to get hold of X-Copy, a piracy program, will briefly command
The source of a sinister sub-culture amongst normal upstanding children - ie Software Piracy.

There was always one kid who had more games then anyone else, and he could get you any game for just 50p and a couple of disks.

However, this kid's monopoly on the market soon crumbled when he stupidly gave somebody a copy of "X-Copy". Pretty soon every kid in school was copying games (as well as Jolly Roger's Cookbook).
written by Ch*is *arris*n, disapproved by Log

One would have to assume from his post, that Steve Carter was An ST owner. Or even worse, a CPC464 owner.
Owning an Amiga, was what seperated the Middle class, from the oiks.
written by Mr*Hap*y, disapproved by Susan