There was a lad at our school accused of the heinous crime of shagging his sister, so we called him "BEAST" - if ever there was a word that was pronounced in CAPS it was this one.

During a school photograph the BEAST for some reason decided not to be photographed, and stood behind the photographer, whilst the rest of the school stood in front. An opportunity like this couldn't be missed - and cries of "BEAST", various insults and bizarelly "where's your pram?" where heard echoing around the playground. I swear that some teachers joined in as well. The BEAST remained impassive throughout.