Duck or get stabbed
A fantastic game played at Ashfield High School in New South Wales (Australia).
Get everyone's pencil sharpeners, and remove the blades. You may need a screwdriver.
Then, turn the ceiling fans up to full, and when the time seems right, yell "duck or get stabbed", and throw the blades into the fan.
Children and teacher alike would then dive under their desks to avoid receiving a chaotic facial slash.
This being Australia, the teacher probably didn't cry and leave the teaching profession forever. She probably said "heh, nice one, blue" before hopping onto a jetski and doing a double-dunny in Gedunga Bay, or something like that.
Get everyone's pencil sharpeners, and remove the blades. You may need a screwdriver.
Then, turn the ceiling fans up to full, and when the time seems right, yell "duck or get stabbed", and throw the blades into the fan.
Children and teacher alike would then dive under their desks to avoid receiving a chaotic facial slash.
This being Australia, the teacher probably didn't cry and leave the teaching profession forever. She probably said "heh, nice one, blue" before hopping onto a jetski and doing a double-dunny in Gedunga Bay, or something like that.
written by Po*glesn*tch*, approved by Log
We used to play similar game like this at school called 'Mr Metal'. Somebody found a square flat sheet of rusty metal about 0.5 ft across. It had very sharp edges - enough to cut nastily. It weighed a few kilograms. We christened it 'Mr Metal'.
The game involved throwing Mr Metal (whilst shouting 'Mr Metal's coming') high into the braches of an Oak Tree whilst kids lay down face up on the ground underneath. Mr Metal would then ping its way down through the canopy like a pinball into it emerged from the braches (at a random spot) and dropped straight down towards us. The aim of the game was to not get hit by 'Mr Metal' and survive. Fortunatley nobody was killed.
What fun!
The game involved throwing Mr Metal (whilst shouting 'Mr Metal's coming') high into the braches of an Oak Tree whilst kids lay down face up on the ground underneath. Mr Metal would then ping its way down through the canopy like a pinball into it emerged from the braches (at a random spot) and dropped straight down towards us. The aim of the game was to not get hit by 'Mr Metal' and survive. Fortunatley nobody was killed.
What fun!
written by ma*t bul*ey, disapproved by Ponky