Wooden Arms, Mr Easton's
Sinister Woodwork teacher Mr Easton had, in his out-of-bounds 'dangerous tools' cupboard, an array of false wooden arms in various poses that he would place inside his right jacket sleeve so he had a free hand to crack one off unnoticed.
The myth extended to his after-school lawn bowling club where, apparently, frequent acts of consenting wooden-armed sodomy took place.
The myth extended to his after-school lawn bowling club where, apparently, frequent acts of consenting wooden-armed sodomy took place.
written by Jo*nny *ro*ch, approved by Conor