Hitler Has Only Got One Ball
Penned with our janny who looked like Hitler, Headmaster Jock McCaskill, and his deputies Jimmy Flemming and Mr Hamilton in mind...
"Hitler Has Only Got One Ball!
Jimmy - has got none at all!
Jock has... something sililar,
And poor old Hammy has no balls at all!"
This was last aired during the cloakroom riots of 84 when firehoses were used to flood the floor and we took refuge on the cloakroom benches to start singing and stamping. Very soon Jimmy Flemming arrived in his gown and wellies. He didnt say a word but with his stony glare he stared-down 100 of us into complete silence. Every boy in the vicinity was shitting himself...
Thinking his job was done he turned around to walk back to the office - alas, a six-inch greeny hanging from the back of his gown was greeted with a deafening cheer, and thus began more singing and stamping.
Ten minutes later the end-of-lunch-bell rang and we all went to our classes with wet feet.
"Hitler Has Only Got One Ball!
Jimmy - has got none at all!
Jock has... something sililar,
And poor old Hammy has no balls at all!"
This was last aired during the cloakroom riots of 84 when firehoses were used to flood the floor and we took refuge on the cloakroom benches to start singing and stamping. Very soon Jimmy Flemming arrived in his gown and wellies. He didnt say a word but with his stony glare he stared-down 100 of us into complete silence. Every boy in the vicinity was shitting himself...
Thinking his job was done he turned around to walk back to the office - alas, a six-inch greeny hanging from the back of his gown was greeted with a deafening cheer, and thus began more singing and stamping.
Ten minutes later the end-of-lunch-bell rang and we all went to our classes with wet feet.
written by Pa*l Rob*nson, left hanging by Edward