| Report for Giles Bicknell | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 3 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
The act of burping in to your cupped hands and releasing the finger seal with a simultaneous blow of the stench in the direction of your mate, or victim. I am the world champion.
The somewhat bitter despatch of a payslip to that teacher who told you you'd get "nowhere in life studying art and drama" (Mr Welsh.. kiss my bank balance). Highlighter pen allows clear demonstration that you pay more tax in a month than he takes home over two.
15 year olds who have theoretically discovered Cannabis may smoke pot pourri, thinking that it could be a decorative form of pot. This echoes other sad attempts to get high, including dried banana skins and microwaved menthol Tunes. (Giles Bicknell)