| Report for Ruben Cole | |
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| Approved stories | 1 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
Also known as a "bastard". When unable to procure our own alcohol a group of friends and I would tour our houses at lunchtime with a large jam jar or bottle, stopping off at each drinks cabinet to fill up with a measure or two of anything we could find and make a bastard. We'd then proceed to drink the bastard. Us being young, and the bastard being very strong, we would usually then throw up the bastard.