Report for Lee Colclough
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SummaryPerfectly Exquisite

Utter rubbish. Ask any guy here to choose between getting his nuts dented and losing an arm, and I guarantee that we will all be asking people to open our crisps for us for evermore. Women volunteer for childbirth. Pop your ovaries on a anvil and I'll stamp on 'em, and you will STILL have no concept of how much it hurts to cop one in the sack.