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SummaryMean Boy

Sandpaper covers a wider area - perfect for the facial area. After repeated "sandpaperings" you'd look like you'd had a chemical peel.

Initially conceived as a method to pick on the lame and weak, this quickly became a badge of honour, so that after a week 95% of the male school children resembled burn victims.

That was me. Going round to the geek HQ at 6am with "the cool gang", in order to noisily disrupt their charity 48 hour Dungeons & Dragons marathon (naturally, they were asleep). And then turning up in the afternoon to do my stint as Dungeon Master.
God knows how I got away with it.