| Report for Peter Yexley | |
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| Summary | Mean Boy |
Take a sheet of A3 paper. Roll it into a large cone shape. Place the top of a bunsen burner inside the pointed end, with the open end facing the ceiling. Place a second sheet of A3 paper over the open end to close it off. Turn on the gas tap. When the cone is sufficiently full of gas, turn off the tap, then whip off the top sheet of paper and light the gas at the same time.
Goodness gracious, great balls of fire...
Goodness gracious, great balls of fire...
Our teacher once spent a whole morning on April Fool's Day teaching us about Scottish haggis. These, of course, were small animals that lived in the Highlands and were caught, to be eaten, by men who had one leg shorter than the other - the difference making it easier for them to chase the haggises around hills (though only in one direction, when you think about it).
How the teacher must have laughed and revelled in her superior intelligence as a class full of six year-olds fell for her crafty gag.
Stupid bitch.
How the teacher must have laughed and revelled in her superior intelligence as a class full of six year-olds fell for her crafty gag.
Stupid bitch.
Our teacher once spent a whole morning on April Fool's Day teaching us about Scottish haggis. Haggis were small animals that lived in the Highlands and were caught, to be eaten, by men who had one leg shorter than the other - the difference making it easier for them to chase the haggises around hills (though only in one direction).
How the teacher must have laughed and revelled in her superior intelligence as a class full of half-listening six year-olds fell for her crafty gag. Stupid bitch.
How the teacher must have laughed and revelled in her superior intelligence as a class full of half-listening six year-olds fell for her crafty gag. Stupid bitch.
Charlotte Fitzpatrick = Harlot Fitzanyone.
A teacher friend has just sent me the following email:
“A boy in my class has been off for a couple of days. I was told it was because two of his friends were round his house with him on Saturday afternoon smoking weed and drinking beer when they decided to put a video on. Unfortunately, the video the boy put on was of his mother, dressed in leather, getting a right good sorting from a stranger.
His ‘friends’ then pinched the video, went to various parties and people’s houses over the weekend and showed the boy’s mum’s crotch off to virtually the whole of year 11.
When his mum was phoned to explain what had happened, she replied: ‘He'll have to live with it, I made it to be seen.’
Turn out at the next year 11 parents evening is expected to break records.”
Those who can, teach.
“A boy in my class has been off for a couple of days. I was told it was because two of his friends were round his house with him on Saturday afternoon smoking weed and drinking beer when they decided to put a video on. Unfortunately, the video the boy put on was of his mother, dressed in leather, getting a right good sorting from a stranger.
His ‘friends’ then pinched the video, went to various parties and people’s houses over the weekend and showed the boy’s mum’s crotch off to virtually the whole of year 11.
When his mum was phoned to explain what had happened, she replied: ‘He'll have to live with it, I made it to be seen.’
Turn out at the next year 11 parents evening is expected to break records.”
Those who can, teach.