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Approved stories | 1 |
Rejected stories | 1 |
Summary | Exemplary Child |
Nativity Play. Kid who'd almost drowned the year before (and was therefore a bit special) playing the part of Joseph. Supposed to say "hail Mary..." on seeing the newborn Christ, but instead said "Hairy Mary, Fruitbat dropping shit pancake frog eyed cream turd". Audience stunned but appreciative
My cousin played the innkeeper in his school nativity, and was disappointed to receive relatively few lines. So he improvised. On being asked whether there was any room at the inn, he declared it to be virtually empty, and went on to extol the virtues of his accommodation, including room tariffs.