| Report for japan cretin | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 1 |
| Rejected stories | 1 |
| Deleted stories (hidden) | 2 |
| Summary | Mean Boy |
During our French O-Level (yes, that long ago) my friend decided to answer the question: "Write a short poem in French" with a two-page rendition of the above named in rhyming couplets containing the lines:
"I dreamnt that every single night
I'd have to tongue your warm brown shite"
and maybe something like:
"You thrusting raptures to my soul,
Your fist tore out my gaping hole" etc etc It was headed in bold by the line:
"SPERM, SPERM EVERYWHERE, AND NOT A DROP TO DRINK"
At least he said he did, though I didn't believe him at the time.
During the summer however, I spoke to his sister who informed me that he had been called to the school with his parents in tow. They duly sat through the headmaster's recital of his work and were informed that the eaxminer (an elderly, retired female teacher) had been so offended that she started to cry.
The examining body dropped all his grades to "U" and he was expelled. Upon leaving the school that day, his dad rounded on him, punched him in the stomach, and let him walk the nine miles home.
"I dreamnt that every single night
I'd have to tongue your warm brown shite"
and maybe something like:
"You thrusting raptures to my soul,
Your fist tore out my gaping hole" etc etc It was headed in bold by the line:
"SPERM, SPERM EVERYWHERE, AND NOT A DROP TO DRINK"
At least he said he did, though I didn't believe him at the time.
During the summer however, I spoke to his sister who informed me that he had been called to the school with his parents in tow. They duly sat through the headmaster's recital of his work and were informed that the eaxminer (an elderly, retired female teacher) had been so offended that she started to cry.
The examining body dropped all his grades to "U" and he was expelled. Upon leaving the school that day, his dad rounded on him, punched him in the stomach, and let him walk the nine miles home.
After a while, you may develop this by holding up items other than your finger, and changing the relative.
For instance, holding up a pencil and saying "smell your sister". Or pointing to your cock and saying "smell your dad". (Remember, it's not gay if you do the fucking, lads!)
If you happen to choose a dead relative, and they try to pull the sympathy card, just say "I know, I had terrible trouble digging them up. But all things considered, it was worth it. You should have seen us. At. It. For. Hours."
For instance, holding up a pencil and saying "smell your sister". Or pointing to your cock and saying "smell your dad". (Remember, it's not gay if you do the fucking, lads!)
If you happen to choose a dead relative, and they try to pull the sympathy card, just say "I know, I had terrible trouble digging them up. But all things considered, it was worth it. You should have seen us. At. It. For. Hours."