| Report for James Cunningham | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 1 |
| Rejected stories | 2 |
| Deleted stories | 3 |
| Summary | Mean Boy |
The skilled art of tapping a victims foot as it comes forward so that it catches on the other foot and causes the victim to trip. For the expert tripper, one guides and retains pressure on the foot from the side so that the trip cannot be corrected - resulting in a fall. I still find myself doing it on occassion today. My gran falls for it every time ;)
Started as a few kids, arms locked in G-force formation, chanting "Does aaaaannyyybooody waaant a game of aaaarrmy" whilst rotating the formation in the centre of the playground - usually knocking over anyone (especially girls playing with long ropes) in it's way. More and more people would lock arms and chant on, until it was the diameter of the playground. And the end of playtime. Never did manage to get around to a game of army.
Does anybody wa...
Does anybody wa...
His name was nobby hall, nobby hall,
his name was nobby hall, nobby hall,
his name was nobby hall 'cause he only had one...earhole
his name was nobby hall, nobby hall
He went to rob a bank, rob a bank,
he went to rob a bank, rob a bank,
he went to rob a bank and he stopped off for a...ice-cream
he went to rob a bank, rob a bank
etc. etc.
his name was nobby hall, nobby hall,
his name was nobby hall 'cause he only had one...earhole
his name was nobby hall, nobby hall
He went to rob a bank, rob a bank,
he went to rob a bank, rob a bank,
he went to rob a bank and he stopped off for a...ice-cream
he went to rob a bank, rob a bank
etc. etc.
An achingly clever responce to anyone saying fucking hell is to reply;
"Why fuck in hell, when there're beds in heaven?"
You may also stab someone with a fork and shout "fork you!". Either way, you deserve a klcking.
"Why fuck in hell, when there're beds in heaven?"
You may also stab someone with a fork and shout "fork you!". Either way, you deserve a klcking.
Two players would face each other with their hands in "prayer". The elected first player would try and slap the hands of the other before they could be moved out of the way. Flinching meant a free slap. The "slapper" would continue slapping away until they missed, at which point, the other player become the slap-master. This would continue until either a) playtime ended or b) the backs of your hands were bleeding.
Strange hand wrestle which would continue until a player threw in the "hand" towel by shouting "peanuts". Novice players could be caught out by asking them mid-game "What's the name of this game?".