Report for Tom Wiggins
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SummaryPerfectly Exquisite

I got told i would be suited to the professions of dog groomer, wig maker (perhaps this was because of my surname, though), beautician, and deep sea diver (ie sailor). I must have ticked the I a big gay box. By accident. I'm not gay.

Sufferers of epileprosy are struck by violent fits, which cause various body parts to fly off into people's soup.
Reported cases are limited, but it's still funny more than 5 years on.