Report for Simon Harriyott
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SummaryPerfectly Exquisite

A fart. As in "ahhh... Bisto"

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The Bisto Kids, lifting the lid on a pot of farts they did earlier

Bending a ladybird book in the middle, and using it as a steering wheel whilst "driving" along the lines of the netball pitch. Most importantly, laughing at the kids doing it when they turn the "wheel" going into a bend, and don't straighten up again afterwards, and thereby should be walking round in a circle. The idiots.