| Report for Sinbad The | |
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| Approved stories | 1 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
Christening different new clothing required different rituals. Doctor Marten's boots had to be broken in by kicking someone harder than yourself up the arse. The more holes the boots had, the harder your target had to be. If the task was not completed that lunchtime, you would get kicked by all other DM wearers.