Report for Ben Turner
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SummaryMean Boy

Shenley Reject –

As above - used to describe mentalists, became generic and derived from the local nuthouse.

Due to the twisted meanderings of childhood logic to be ‘rejected’ from Psychiatric Care was not considered a success. It was believed that a person could be expelled from a mental institution on the grounds of being too dribblingly mad... and end up in 3C.

(Seems odd, but the theory was tested when ‘Care in the Community’ came about and the area was flooded with schizoid stab-happy lunatics.)

Other information – A reference to Shenley Reject already appears in the Mary Whitehouse Experience Encyclopedia. This is because that twat Baddiel went to school in South Hertfordshire.

Oh, the correct way to deliver the insult is in the manner of a football chant:

‘Shenley Reject! Shenley Reject! Whoa! Whoa!’