| Report for Patrick Kidd | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 2 |
| Rejected stories (hidden) | 2 |
| Deleted stories (hidden) | 8 |
| Summary | Mean Boy |
A practice taken up primarily by my Welsh teacher that annoyed me no end.
He used to do it so frequently that one lesson I vowed to hit myself over the head every time he did it.
That was a painful lesson.
In hindsight I probably should have hit the person next to me when he did it, but he was bigger and harder than me.
Is it just me, or is Patrick he sort of person who gets written about in these pages, rather than the sort of person who writes in? Patrick; your name didn't used to be 'Sears' did it?
He used to do it so frequently that one lesson I vowed to hit myself over the head every time he did it.
That was a painful lesson.
In hindsight I probably should have hit the person next to me when he did it, but he was bigger and harder than me.
Is it just me, or is Patrick he sort of person who gets written about in these pages, rather than the sort of person who writes in? Patrick; your name didn't used to be 'Sears' did it?
Patrick offers this eye-watering advanced-level variant:
Two competitors would crunch-eat a whole pack of Extra Strong Mints as fast as humanly possible, then drink an entire bottle of lemonade in one swig. The last person to pass out/have a seizure/drown in their own fizz was declared the winner. A popular spectator sport.
Two competitors would crunch-eat a whole pack of Extra Strong Mints as fast as humanly possible, then drink an entire bottle of lemonade in one swig. The last person to pass out/have a seizure/drown in their own fizz was declared the winner. A popular spectator sport.