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SummaryMean Boy

In Ard Scoil Rís, Dublin Ireland. While students were returning to class after break, students at the front of the crowd would stop abruptly at the top of the stairs. This would create a tailback of students all the way down the stairs, and into the corridor below. The guys at the top of the stairs would start to move again as a teacher tried to make his way through the traffic jam, so the cause of the obstruction would never be discovered.

If you see a limousine, or indeed any very expensive car, shout "Hi Dad!" at it, implying that your father is the very wealthy person being driven in the limo.

If you're in the company of someone who uses the "Hi Dad!" line, retort with "I didn't know your dad was my dad's driver!"

Assuming, of course, that you don't go to a school where being the offspring of gypnak pikey dolescum is considered fashionable.