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| Summary | Mean Boy |
there was this one kid who fromearliest days of junior school seemed to have a weird connection between his bladder control and how funny he found a particular situation. One occasior saw him slowly walk from one of those rod-jane-and-freddy style touring shows in the assembly hall leaving a sizable puddle in the croud of crossed legged 8 year olds, and a trail of drips that ran from it, down the row, past the stage and outside..... im still laughing about that one.
a few years later, at secondary school a protracted schoolyard joke left this unfortunate boy needing the toilet and i, with my knowledge of what could happen if he didnt make it in time, stood blocking the door... the poor chap did what i still recall as the funniest dance ive ever seen for a few minutes before despoiling his new 'big-school' uniform.... the bullies never forgot, and neither did I.
a few years later, at secondary school a protracted schoolyard joke left this unfortunate boy needing the toilet and i, with my knowledge of what could happen if he didnt make it in time, stood blocking the door... the poor chap did what i still recall as the funniest dance ive ever seen for a few minutes before despoiling his new 'big-school' uniform.... the bullies never forgot, and neither did I.
I used to live near an old mill pond, and occasionally perch would appear, dead in the reedy edges.
Commenting that one of these perch - with its slack, gaping mouth and beady eyes - looked like my friend's mother, I leant in to note the similarities further.
Just as my friend, enraged at this scaled clone's likeness, jumped on it, launching a mixture of shoe dirt and perch guts into my mouth.
So, I can verify that this is what happens when someone jumps on a dead perch. If you are looking into its mouth.
Commenting that one of these perch - with its slack, gaping mouth and beady eyes - looked like my friend's mother, I leant in to note the similarities further.
Just as my friend, enraged at this scaled clone's likeness, jumped on it, launching a mixture of shoe dirt and perch guts into my mouth.
So, I can verify that this is what happens when someone jumps on a dead perch. If you are looking into its mouth.