| Report for David Peter | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 1 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
There was hardly a single chair at my school that didn't have a penis drawn on the front of the seat. You would often find that you had suddenly acquired a new marker pen cock, which was poking out from between your legs in a suggestive manner.
The practice became so widespread that the headmaster had to address the issue at assembly. He prefaced his announcement with, 'This is not in any way a laughing matter,' before continuing, 'It has come to my attention that male genitalia have been drawn...'
Despite the headmaster's protestation that the word 'genitalia' was 'not funny', the speech was swiftly abandoned.
The practice became so widespread that the headmaster had to address the issue at assembly. He prefaced his announcement with, 'This is not in any way a laughing matter,' before continuing, 'It has come to my attention that male genitalia have been drawn...'
Despite the headmaster's protestation that the word 'genitalia' was 'not funny', the speech was swiftly abandoned.