| Report for Clockwork Cow | |
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| Approved stories | 2 |
| Rejected stories (hidden) | 1 |
| Deleted stories (hidden) | 4 |
| Summary | Mean Boy |
If the "pull my finger" jokes are wearing thin, simply fart into a half-full plastic milk carton, seal swiftly, then present to the nose of your victim, saying - "Does this milk smell off to you?"
This is a kind of snaf-tache lite, for people unwilling to put their fingers into their anus for a joke.
This is a kind of snaf-tache lite, for people unwilling to put their fingers into their anus for a joke.
Teachers should note, do not bring a can of wasp spray to school for these eventualities. Someone will play hero, the wasp will drown in a concentrated blast of spray before it can even consider being poisoned, somebody will be blinded, the class asthmatic will choke and some girls will cry over the corpse.