| Report for Spastic Spider | |
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| Approved stories | 1 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
The somewhat remarkable ditty, "Mr Fisher" was devised by an unknown pupil from S1 and went something like this:
Dear Mr Fisher,
I was feeling pretty canny,
I tried to fuck your daughter,
But I couldnt find her fanny!
When I found her fanny,
It was hairy as a sock.
Dear Mr Fisher,
I couldn't find my cock!
When I found my cock,
It was hairy, long, and thin,
Dear Mr Fisher,
I couldn't get it in!
When I got it in,
I wiggled it about,
Dear Mr Fisher,
I couldn't get it out!
The true conundrum lies with the subtext. Initially it seems that the author is boasting of his sexual adventures, but maintaining a respectful distance by addressing the recipient as "Mr Fisher". However, this rapidly declines into a litany of sexual dysfunction. Perhaps the author is requesting assistance or even the physical presence of Mr Fisher, to see what the actual problem is.
More importantly to the boys, this raised the hither unforseen concern that 'it' could get 'stuck' 'in there', and no amount of wriggling could get it out.
Dear Mr Fisher,
I was feeling pretty canny,
I tried to fuck your daughter,
But I couldnt find her fanny!
When I found her fanny,
It was hairy as a sock.
Dear Mr Fisher,
I couldn't find my cock!
When I found my cock,
It was hairy, long, and thin,
Dear Mr Fisher,
I couldn't get it in!
When I got it in,
I wiggled it about,
Dear Mr Fisher,
I couldn't get it out!
The true conundrum lies with the subtext. Initially it seems that the author is boasting of his sexual adventures, but maintaining a respectful distance by addressing the recipient as "Mr Fisher". However, this rapidly declines into a litany of sexual dysfunction. Perhaps the author is requesting assistance or even the physical presence of Mr Fisher, to see what the actual problem is.
More importantly to the boys, this raised the hither unforseen concern that 'it' could get 'stuck' 'in there', and no amount of wriggling could get it out.