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| Approved stories | 3 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
This potentially tiresome argument can be ended with the statement, 'well infinity's not a number anyway, so using it in an equation makes no sense'. This will take you into a new argument, where you will find yourself mocked, shunned, and probably struck.
I'm so glad I'm not the only one. However, instead of the prosaic 'dad's settee', my version featured the more mysterious 'dawn settee.' The accompanying mental image of Jesus standing on a sofa, arms raised, with a psychedelic sun rising in the background was quite stirring.
I had a similar experience. And I still maintain that 'asswife' is far superior to 'asswipe' as an insult.
An asswife, of course, is like a fishwife, only assier.
An asswife, of course, is like a fishwife, only assier.