| Report for Alex Ryan | |
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| Summary | Mean Boy |
A game where one boys testicles are grabbed and squeezed to the shouts of "TEN PUBS". The victim must then name ten pubs before his testicles are released. It is not actually necessary to let go if they manage it if, you know, they are a gaymo.
I knew a guy who had one of his testicles popped during this game, it swelled up and tured black and he had to go to hospital. Hah! The loser.
I knew a guy who had one of his testicles popped during this game, it swelled up and tured black and he had to go to hospital. Hah! The loser.
Paedophile teachers, when they do happen, can be quite charming. Most of the kids thought Mr Holdrick was pretty cool, and a good teacher.
It was only when the newspaper reported that he had been caught with a computer full of child porn that we realised that we didn't like him at all.
It didn't take us much longer to remember that we never learned anything in his classes because he was constantly running at our bums with his hands out.
In fairness to ourselves, it's quite a weak justification of the k-fiddlez to say but he could put across difficult throries well.
It was only when the newspaper reported that he had been caught with a computer full of child porn that we realised that we didn't like him at all.
It didn't take us much longer to remember that we never learned anything in his classes because he was constantly running at our bums with his hands out.
In fairness to ourselves, it's quite a weak justification of the k-fiddlez to say but he could put across difficult throries well.
The 1-2 was an ingenious invention where one person distracts the victim with conversation while a second person knelt on all fours behind them. When in position, the victim was pushed backwards and fell over the other person. Usually resulted in a pile on to the victim to add insult to injury.
In my south-western school, we said "UMMMMMMMMM!".
the amount of M's depended on the seriousness of the accusation.
If it was REALLY serious, you added an A at the end to make it "UMMMMMMMMA!", this later evolved into "UMMMMMMMUMUMUMUMUUUUMMMMMMUMUMMM!" randomly until everyone forgot what the original accusation was and gave up.
the amount of M's depended on the seriousness of the accusation.
If it was REALLY serious, you added an A at the end to make it "UMMMMMMMMA!", this later evolved into "UMMMMMMMUMUMUMUMUUUUMMMMMMUMUMMM!" randomly until everyone forgot what the original accusation was and gave up.