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| Summary | Shows promise |
1) Find unpopular/poor/ginger kid and approach him, smiling in unthreatening manner.
2) Ask victim to tell a joke; watch his face light up at this unexpected act of social acceptance.
3) No matter how funny the punchline, DO NOT LAUGH, instead remain silent, look him in eye and hold chin in hand in quizzical manner.
4) Wait until victim shows signs of confusion or discomfort, then begin pointing at him and chanting: "Shame! Shame! Shame!"
5) Watch as crowd gathers, all pointing and shouting "SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!"; becoming a seething mob, creating a bayying and increasingly hysterical VORTEX of shame, until victim cries and/or pisses pants.
2) Ask victim to tell a joke; watch his face light up at this unexpected act of social acceptance.
3) No matter how funny the punchline, DO NOT LAUGH, instead remain silent, look him in eye and hold chin in hand in quizzical manner.
4) Wait until victim shows signs of confusion or discomfort, then begin pointing at him and chanting: "Shame! Shame! Shame!"
5) Watch as crowd gathers, all pointing and shouting "SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!"; becoming a seething mob, creating a bayying and increasingly hysterical VORTEX of shame, until victim cries and/or pisses pants.
Surely this is bollocks?
where were the 'erect' boys 'removed' to do you think? Akela's tent?
Phil, what do you reckon?
Anybody else who was in the cubs in the Britwell area of Slough in the early eighties may well be familiar with this game.
Each summer the whole cub pack went on holiday with Akela and the adult instructors, and stayed at a church hall in Dorset.
Every evening all the cubs were instructed to prepare for a special game of football. This preparation involved taking all our clothes off and playing football stark bollock naked.
Then queuing up, still naked, and filing past the adults on the way to the showers. Any boy displaying an erection was removed from the queue.
As this was such a special secret cub scout game we were not allowed to tell any other grown ups about it.
Hey - wait a minute!