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Kind of similar, but not really actually...
Aged about 10-ish a new family moved in across the road from us, and the mother had only half of one arm i.e. it had been amputated just above the elbow so she just had this mad swinging stump thing instead. Myself and my brothers (and I assume all children within a 50 mile radius) were threatened with various forms of violence by our parents if we so much as attempted to comment on this poor woman's lack of arm-ness...then we found out that their surname was Stubbs. Even my Dad pissed himself laughing.
Even odder, looking back, was that the very strange daughter (who had such bad excema she looked a bit like a snake about to shed its skin) used to regularly perform great long drawn out re-enactments of how her mum had fallen under a lorry and had her arm brutally ripped off. She also got a proper belting from her stubby mum for nicking most of my Barbie clothes collection that summer.
Aged about 10-ish a new family moved in across the road from us, and the mother had only half of one arm i.e. it had been amputated just above the elbow so she just had this mad swinging stump thing instead. Myself and my brothers (and I assume all children within a 50 mile radius) were threatened with various forms of violence by our parents if we so much as attempted to comment on this poor woman's lack of arm-ness...then we found out that their surname was Stubbs. Even my Dad pissed himself laughing.
Even odder, looking back, was that the very strange daughter (who had such bad excema she looked a bit like a snake about to shed its skin) used to regularly perform great long drawn out re-enactments of how her mum had fallen under a lorry and had her arm brutally ripped off. She also got a proper belting from her stubby mum for nicking most of my Barbie clothes collection that summer.
What we used to shout at Dawn, the hybrid of dog, cow and whore who moved to our estate when I was 13. She got off with all "our" blokes because she'd let them finger her, and we wouldn't.
Girls! Why not initiate an "arms race" of availability to boys? If a girl is letting fingers in, offer oral. If someone's having fanny sex with rubbers, pull him from her, whisper "it's better without" and jam them, unprotected, into your arsehole. Before you know it, armies of sexually liberated girls will be dragging themselves around on their woo-woos and war will be over. At least until someone from another estate moves in and starts getting boys because she's all prim and unavilable, the stuck-up cunt.
Girls! Why not initiate an "arms race" of availability to boys? If a girl is letting fingers in, offer oral. If someone's having fanny sex with rubbers, pull him from her, whisper "it's better without" and jam them, unprotected, into your arsehole. Before you know it, armies of sexually liberated girls will be dragging themselves around on their woo-woos and war will be over. At least until someone from another estate moves in and starts getting boys because she's all prim and unavilable, the stuck-up cunt.