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SummaryMean Boy

In Ireland, the end bit goes:
Fourth the one with the golden hair / Fifth the one that God loves best
Not sure about sixth, but being fifth meant you got laughed at even more than the hairy-chested third place, generally including accusations of being a 'gay paedo'.