Report for Nick Pettigrew
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SummaryPerfectly Exquisite

Pleasingly close to diarrhoea. Mamma Mia / I've got diarrhoea / Plip-Plop / Can you hear my shit drop? is a fine example of this similarity in action.

A small, financially challenged kid who would run round shouting 'Ten Pence!' in a high pitched mongoloid manner. Once given 10p, he would run around giving you a piggyback until he collapsed from exhaustion.