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SummaryMean Boy

According to the schools slackest girl Michael Duggan had the cheesest nob she had ever seen.

Two of our school slags would suck you off for one pound at lunch time. Sadly, they were in direct competition with the local chip shop, who offered curry and chips at the same price. No real competition; chips every time.

Our physics teacher had the nickname of davie dottle. Dunno why, just something that had been passed down through the years. We even had a cartoon strip deticated to him called Davie Dottle and his brown bottle. Referring that he drank brown ale. Hillarious.

You had an Atari-ST didn't you? Go on I dare you to admit it.