Report for Joe Weaver
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SummaryExemplary Child

Very much like tag, but emphasizing stealth. Everyone on the playground played, whether they realized it or not, whether they wanted to or not. The stalker had to sneak behind someone, push them to the ground and shout 'Ambush!' Should the person survive, they were the new stalker. This game fractured my kneecap.

/third is the nerd with a hairy chest/

While a minor variation, and somewhat paradoxical, it sure rhymed well.