Report for Scott Anderson
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SummaryPerfectly Exquisite

Another way of calling your friends gay. Originates from our headmaster - Mr Archer - who was apparently caught bumming off another man in some public toilets.

The flap of material in the back of your blazer, right next to your arse. The 'kiss flap' was used by gaylords and homos when they wanted to do something to your bottom.

Barry Symonds was thrown out of maths for telling our teacher about kiss flaps.