| Report for John Larder | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 1 |
| Rejected stories | 3 |
| Summary | Could Try Harder |
the game of bollocks
similar to i am a cunt club in that it is a competition based upon the shouting of obscenities. however, this was decibel rather than numerically based and invovled the shouting of the word bollocks in ever increasing loudness during classtime. the word would bounce from one competitor to the other, each player shouting progresively louder until the game was called to a halt by the teacher. the winner would be the second loudest shouter (i.e. didn't get caught). with no teacher involved, it would be merely mindless shouting - a concept that joe callender could never fully comprehend.
raise your voice, raise the stakes
similar to i am a cunt club in that it is a competition based upon the shouting of obscenities. however, this was decibel rather than numerically based and invovled the shouting of the word bollocks in ever increasing loudness during classtime. the word would bounce from one competitor to the other, each player shouting progresively louder until the game was called to a halt by the teacher. the winner would be the second loudest shouter (i.e. didn't get caught). with no teacher involved, it would be merely mindless shouting - a concept that joe callender could never fully comprehend.
raise your voice, raise the stakes
similar to i am a cunt club in that it is a competition based upon the shouting of obscenities. however, this was a decibel rather than numerically based competition and invovled the shouting of the word bollocks in ever increasing loudness during classtime. the word would bounce from one competitor to another, each player shouting progresively louder until the game was called to a halt by the teacher. the winner would be the second loudest shouter (i.e. didn't get caught).
with no teacher involved, it was merely mindless shouting - a concept that joe callender could never fully comprehend.
raise your voice, raise the stakes
with no teacher involved, it was merely mindless shouting - a concept that joe callender could never fully comprehend.
raise your voice, raise the stakes
if, for some reason, you begin to giggle uncontrollably whilst getting told off, fox the authorities with this little number:
teacher: what are you laughing at?
pupil: i just remembered a joke someone told me earlier
they fall for it every time.
this is best performed when in a group of lads that seem to egg each other on and confirm the reason for your humourus lapse.
note: the joke DOES NOT needto be explained
teacher: what are you laughing at?
pupil: i just remembered a joke someone told me earlier
they fall for it every time.
this is best performed when in a group of lads that seem to egg each other on and confirm the reason for your humourus lapse.
note: the joke DOES NOT needto be explained
Forgetting your kit would result in PE in your pants. If many forgot, then the hall would resemble a Blue Peter Romanian orphanage crossed with one of Jonathan King's less extreme fantasies.