Report for Chris Warren
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SummaryReprehensible Swot

When stories of third nipples circulate at the same time as you are being taught about dinosaurs, the Triceratit will be born.

An example of this was a boy in my year dubbed banana boobs, he was skinny but had these odd protruding nipples which sucked his games t-shirt in at the end. I would have laughed more but I happened to be a fat shit with tits myself.

The monster that we had to be during a session of Live Role-Playing.
This involved us waiting for an hour in a damp cave for the bold party of adventurers, being restricted to a naff sideways movement, and having five lads with wooden swords twat you long after your Hit Points had technically disappeared.
Another reason to hate role-playing scum.

There is a common myth that seagulls explode if you feed them Alka Seltzer. They don't.
However, it's such a cool urban legend that it has to be worth a try...

What you get after removing the limbs of a Daddy Long Legs. They still fly, you know.