| Report for Chris Warren | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 5 |
| Rejected stories | 2 |
| Summary | Reprehensible Swot |
used as a form of endurance abuse, a fat boy in my year with such an impedement, was ordered by fifth years to perform press ups whilst shouting 'weginald wicochet wabbit' needless to say, he would make about two before receiving a beating
When stories of third nipples circulate at the same time as you are being taught about dinosaurs, the Triceratit will be born.
after exhausting the list of potential suitors at school, it was commonplace to then list of animals, a monkey, bizarrely being acceptable.
After the penultimate statement 'would you fuck a monkey'
After the penultimate statement 'would you fuck a monkey'
An example of this was a boy in my year dubbed banana boobs, he was skinny but had these odd protruding nipples which sucked his games t-shirt in at the end. I would have laughed more but I happened to be a fat shit with tits myself.
The monster that we had to be during a session of Live Role-Playing.
This involved us waiting for an hour in a damp cave for the bold party of adventurers, being restricted to a naff sideways movement, and having five lads with wooden swords twat you long after your Hit Points had technically disappeared.
Another reason to hate role-playing scum.
This involved us waiting for an hour in a damp cave for the bold party of adventurers, being restricted to a naff sideways movement, and having five lads with wooden swords twat you long after your Hit Points had technically disappeared.
Another reason to hate role-playing scum.
There is a common myth that seagulls explode if you feed them Alka Seltzer. They don't.
However, it's such a cool urban legend that it has to be worth a try...
However, it's such a cool urban legend that it has to be worth a try...