| Report for Pink Widdler | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 2 |
| Rejected stories | 1 |
| Deleted stories (hidden) | 1 |
| Summary | Shows promise |
The justification for being He-Man when an impromptu Masters of the Universe game broke out. The key would be made of lego, which would mean anyone could have the key given 30 seconds.
Perhaps based on the word “rapier”, I thought for some time that the term “rape” meant to attack someone with a knife. I rather foolishly enquired with a group of male friends whether or not we should go rape the girls.
(The image is only improved by the idea that Widdler was waving a knife around at the time… - Log)
(The image is only improved by the idea that Widdler was waving a knife around at the time… - Log)
There was a 15 year old girl who got on the number 84 bus, which had 45 passengers. She went to the doctor and the doctor said "Oh" (0). He said, "take 2 of these 4 times (x4) a day". When she woke up the next day she was 63378008 (sans titties).
Bloody nearly works and all.
Bloody nearly works and all.