| Report for John Kelly | |
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| Approved stories | 1 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
The game whereby you kick the crap anyone in your school yard upon the sighting of a gas van. The only protection from a gas van attack is to shout "Gas Van no rebounds" loud enough that enough people hear you. Gas van drivers probably have quite a pessimistic view of children’s behaviour, seeing more than their fair share of mindless violence.