Report for Ste Chainey
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SummaryExemplary Child

A game played with a football and a bunch of sadistic children. The ball would be booted around randomly, if the ball hit you above the ankle or below the head, or if you touched it twice in a row everyone playing got to punch you on the arm once each. If this happened to you three times, you had to go through "the tunnel of death": everyone stood facing a wall, leaning forward on it, forming a tunnel . The unlucky sap then had to crawl through it while evryone kicked him.

Great days.

The climax of Murder Ball - for the loser - was often the 'Tunnel of Death'. Everyone playing would stand facing a wall, with their arms forming the roof of the tunnel. The loser would then have to crawl through while everyone kicked the shit out of him, while somberly intoning 'Tunnel of Death, Tunnel of Death, Tunnel of Death'.
No-one ever died in the Tunnel of Death. Some wished they had.