Home Economics Olympics
- Oven glove boxing - obviously made more amusing as your hands were effectively tied together
- Trolley racing - there were two plastic trollies, filled with old tights (!?!) which fairly trundled along.
- Circumnavigating the class without touching the floor with all the gas hobs turned on
You got extra points for getting the belt from HE teacher 'Grannie Tennant', who couldn't belt for toffee.
written by Di*in* B*stard, approved by Phil