e.l.p
Ever Lasting Protection, against the lurgy, cooties, fleas, etcetera. Administered with an invisible can of flea spray over the affected area of the body. Must be accompanied by a hissing sound - otherwise your pressurised can obviously isn't working, and no protection will be afforded. Can also be used on chairs and desks which are suspected of having been sat at by anyone incontinent, smelly or simply unpopular.
written by Ja*on P*lmer, approved by Log
A variant on this is 'Barsies', initiated by crossing your fingers. So long as they were crossed, you were safe from all harm (eg. 'Stinker Disease' and the terrifying 'Germs').
Lazy people invented '1 2 3 Barsies for life', which supposedly granted continuous protection from the horrors of Sam Barrett et al.
Lazy people invented '1 2 3 Barsies for life', which supposedly granted continuous protection from the horrors of Sam Barrett et al.
written by Ma*t *ha*p, disapproved by Phil
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written by an*nymou* us*r, deleted by Phil