Open Daddy's Pants
First, put your hands together. Then whisper "open daddy's pants" to the person sitting next to you.

Try to say "open daddy's pants" in a way that implies something good will happen if they do.

When they reach tentatively towards your hands, sproing your middle finger out and make a hissing sound. It's daddy's cock! And it's doing a piss!
written by Ma*t S*arp, approved by Log