numbers, gay
In the periodic table, the element molybdenum (atomic weight 42) has the abbreviation of 'MO'. Obviously this being short for HOMO, proves without a doubt that '42' is therefore a completely GAY number and anyone getting 42% on an exam is a 100% vagina-decliner.
written by Ro* S*ott, approved by Log
Actually 23 is the gay number because it was the number on somene's hat who was definately gay. So there.
Readers! Do you have a number that you think is gay? Perhaps you think the number 11 looks like two thin men bumming. Perhaps, like James Matthewman, you saw a number on a gay man's hat. Perhaps you're gay yourself, and you've got a number you like to wipe on your penis. Send in those gay numbers!
Readers! Do you have a number that you think is gay? Perhaps you think the number 11 looks like two thin men bumming. Perhaps, like James Matthewman, you saw a number on a gay man's hat. Perhaps you're gay yourself, and you've got a number you like to wipe on your penis. Send in those gay numbers!
written by Ja*es *atth*wm*n, approved by Log
I humbly nominate the number 10 as a gay number.
There are two reasons for this.
Firstly, when Adam Blanchard announced his tenth birthday, it went like this;
Adam Blanchard : I am ten today.
Martin Bradshaw : And you're a puff.
Secondly, it was the house number of my quiet, thin, and well-dressed friend Chris. Although he wasn't actually a botter himself, the air around him was thick with the smell of gay promise.
That's good enough for me, Tony. 10 joins 23 and 42, and is officially as gay as Michael Elphick's pony. Does anyone else have a gay number they'd like to share? I want every number from 1 to 100 gayed up before sundown.
There are two reasons for this.
Firstly, when Adam Blanchard announced his tenth birthday, it went like this;
Adam Blanchard : I am ten today.
Martin Bradshaw : And you're a puff.
Secondly, it was the house number of my quiet, thin, and well-dressed friend Chris. Although he wasn't actually a botter himself, the air around him was thick with the smell of gay promise.
That's good enough for me, Tony. 10 joins 23 and 42, and is officially as gay as Michael Elphick's pony. Does anyone else have a gay number they'd like to share? I want every number from 1 to 100 gayed up before sundown.
written by To*y G*een, approved by Log
If you turn the number 300 on its side, it looks a bit like a bum pooing. And gays like bums (and probably poo too), therefore 300 is gay.
written by Ni*k Ke*t, approved by Ponky
On the wall where everyone went for a cigarettes at my school, this was written in six inch high Tippex letters..
BUM65
Was it a bummer boasting the location of his sixty-fifth bum? Or did the bum refer to the "bumming" of a cigarette? Was it a mis-telling of the PEN15 joke? I didn't hang around to find out - I didn't want to be BUM66.
BUM65
Was it a bummer boasting the location of his sixty-fifth bum? Or did the bum refer to the "bumming" of a cigarette? Was it a mis-telling of the PEN15 joke? I didn't hang around to find out - I didn't want to be BUM66.
written by excluded pupil, approved by Log
The standard number sets you are taught in school in increasing order of complexity are natural, integers, rational, real and complex. Deciding this was too restrictive we added on the new sets of gay, lesbian and nomad numbers.
Gay numbers were any number that had a repeated digit. 66 for example. Clearly too in love with its own kind. Lesbian numbers were a complex number where the real and imaginary part were of the same value. 6 + i6 for example. Nomad numbers were numbers that changed every day depending on where you were on the world and could only be found out by connecting via satellite to the international nomad number determination board. In reality I made them up.
Gay numbers were any number that had a repeated digit. 66 for example. Clearly too in love with its own kind. Lesbian numbers were a complex number where the real and imaginary part were of the same value. 6 + i6 for example. Nomad numbers were numbers that changed every day depending on where you were on the world and could only be found out by connecting via satellite to the international nomad number determination board. In reality I made them up.
written by an*nym*us *ser, approved by Log