Derek Slapski and the Case of the Chocolate Digestives
Take one bald woodwork teacher with a penchant for choccie biccies and no lock on his desk drawer, and fifteen peckish kids after a hard second break's football. See also Derek Slapski and the case of the missing Thermos Flask, the case of the Glue Gun Massacre and the case of the Vanishing Workbenches.
written by Ka*ma*Assa*sin, approved by Susan