any dream will do
The many variations on the Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dream Coat song "Any Dream Will Do" (Or, "I Did a Huge Poo") (Or, "I’m a Mass-ive Jew"-Susan).
Must also be accompanied by a child choir, so the song will go thus:
"I closed my eyes (I closed my eyes)
Walked into a table (Aaah aah)
Now I'm disabled (ah aah)"
The song tended to end there.
Must also be accompanied by a child choir, so the song will go thus:
"I closed my eyes (I closed my eyes)
Walked into a table (Aaah aah)
Now I'm disabled (ah aah)"
The song tended to end there.
written by Ka* Bax, approved by Susan
#I closed my eyes, drew back my foreskin
To see for certain, what I though I knew.
There was a yeast, and the skin was breaking
My bell-end's aching, any cream will do.#
To see for certain, what I though I knew.
There was a yeast, and the skin was breaking
My bell-end's aching, any cream will do.#
written by Da*e H*bs*n, approved by Phil
A tragic, tragic entry
Some random group of kids came to our school and did a production of Joseph and his Technicolour Wet-Dream Coat (we were damned imaginative kids, we were) I think they were a touring youth theatre or something. They had a girl playing Joseph like they do in panto, and I fell instantly in love with her. They printed a photo in the local paper which I cut out but lost :(
If the girl who played Joseph at Pocklington County Junior school the day before sports day in about 1993 is reading this, I love you and I always have x
written by Go*ty Go*ty, left hanging by Edward