Burp Tennis
A two-player game, each player would face each other about twenty feet apart. The game would start with the first player to swing his imaginary racket. He would then emit a loud burp when the racket made contact with imaginary ball.
The game was won in two ways, either one player would hit an Ace (a burp so loud that it would bring him close to vomiting, much to the applause of the audience) or would run out of burps.
The game was won in two ways, either one player would hit an Ace (a burp so loud that it would bring him close to vomiting, much to the applause of the audience) or would run out of burps.
written by ro* raw*ings, approved by Susan