teddy bears picnic
"If you go down in the woods today,
you’re sure of a big surprise,
if you go down in the woods today,
you'd better close your eyes,
cause mum and dad,
are 'avin a shag,
and uncle bob,
is suckin' his knob,
and aunty mary's 'avin it off with the miiiiiiiilk-man!"
There is a varient where aunty Mary’s avin’ it off with Graaaaa-ndad.
you’re sure of a big surprise,
if you go down in the woods today,
you'd better close your eyes,
cause mum and dad,
are 'avin a shag,
and uncle bob,
is suckin' his knob,
and aunty mary's 'avin it off with the miiiiiiiilk-man!"
There is a varient where aunty Mary’s avin’ it off with Graaaaa-ndad.
written by Jo*n *hee*ha*, approved by Susan